The 30 Dollar Salad

The 30 Dollar Salad


People around me know that as long as I have
salted or plain peanuts all is well in my life. Now,
there is something new that crept in that I’m fighting
with every fiber of my being and that is this special
chef’s salad.


There is a chef that I wished I never met him or his
salad but I can’t stop thinking of that salad. He mixes
it by hand and nothing special to it that you don’t
have in your own kitchen but the temperature to
everything is just right!



The portion of this monster is so big that no human
should eat this all in 3 settings, yet, I do it in one. I
happen to have tiny bits of turkey in mine along with
so many other delicious greatness and no matter
what angle the fork goes in I get everything in every
bite.



I HATE YOU, SALAD! BUT I LOVE YOU....



I’m going to need counseling on this soon, I just
know it! I have spent all kinds of crazy money on
food in my life but this is the one thing that got me...
I don’t know what addictiveness he put in that salad
but I’m all in!



Is there a food that drives you crazy?



Mike G.