I think one should take into consideration that passing gas is a natural action, but you should also be aware of where you decide to cut one loose...LOL!
Stephen, was you that newscaster? Kidding. Thanks for the share...you do have a big smile there what did you do...kidding again. Thanks for being a good sport.
Terry, I had to sit on my stink wistle and spin around a few times before I could think of a good script for this one. But (lol) thought of famous movies instead...Lord of the Stains (Lord of the Rings)....Gas Wars (Star Wars).
We could start a new T.V. reality show, call it ,,,,,,,The Unthinkables
Spectators would be classified as the "Silent Minority" while actors or real people would be classified as "The Un-moral or The Not So Silent Minority.
We could have violence, sex, and stench. It would be hit. We need a panel of "Experts" to help vote and judged the contestants.
Lylette, on a serious note. (TaDa) They have been talking about capturing the cows emissions and using the methane to make gasoline.
If you pass a lot of gas, you might need to file for a "Carbon Tax Exemption." hahaahahahahahahahahah
Check EPA Regulation 35-2 para. ac. "All passed gas in public, but not for re-sale shall be subject up to but not exceeding $100 per day per incident."
Gasee must report all unauthorized escapes or he/she will be held in contempt.
Actually, Peter is right - service station guys always pass gas to people in public and no one raises an eyebrow or posts a question in Apsense. So do the utility people who provide cooking gas. They do it in public too. So no big deal.
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Elisha Slaton
6
Beauty & Fashion Is My Business
I think one should take into consideration that passing gas is a natural action, but you should also be aware of where you decide to cut one loose...LOL!
Harry S.
10
Entrepreneur
Stephen, was you that newscaster? Kidding. Thanks for the share...you do have a big smile there what did you do...kidding again. Thanks for being a good sport.
Stephen Hall
6
Videographer / NLP Consultant
Saw a funny video of a newscaster making a funny sound his partner started smiled then turned away LOL !!!
Harry S.
10
Entrepreneur
Terry, I had to sit on my stink wistle and spin around a few times before I could think of a good script for this one. But (lol) thought of famous movies instead...Lord of the Stains (Lord of the Rings)....Gas Wars (Star Wars).
Terry Warner
10
My Leads Call Me
We could start a new T.V. reality show, call it ,,,,,,,The Unthinkables
Spectators would be classified as the "Silent Minority" while actors or real people would be classified as "The Un-moral or The Not So Silent Minority.
We could have violence, sex, and stench. It would be hit. We need a panel of "Experts" to help vote and judged the contestants.
Lylette, on a serious note. (TaDa) They have been talking about capturing the cows emissions and using the methane to make gasoline.
Lylette Primell
6
Thoughts are Things
I thought that only applied to cows...hmmmm
Harry S.
10
Entrepreneur
I think we all should start a new company call it "gas in a jar"...we can all bottle our uniqueness and put in on selves around the world!
Lisa F.
14
Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
Terry you're a riot!!! I love the escapees part. LOL What about accomplices? Or premeditated gas attacks?
Terry Warner
10
My Leads Call Me
If you pass a lot of gas, you might need to file for a "Carbon Tax Exemption." hahaahahahahahahahahah
Check EPA Regulation 35-2 para. ac. "All passed gas in public, but not for re-sale shall be subject up to but not exceeding $100 per day per incident."
Gasee must report all unauthorized escapes or he/she will be held in contempt.
Lisa F.
14
Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
Oswald, stop using bad words like profitclicking or you will be capped. ^_~
Oswald Rodrigues
11
writemaster.gumroad.com
Actually, Peter is right - service station guys always pass gas to people in public and no one raises an eyebrow or posts a question in Apsense. So do the utility people who provide cooking gas. They do it in public too. So no big deal.
Please join profitclicking under me or else...
Charlie White
7
A full-time TRUE FRIEND.
Yes, U 'heard' me right, Harry! LOL! ;-)
Peter Watson aka sur...
11
Build an Income Online
The guy at the service station always passes me my gas.. maybe it is just accepted down here in the southernmost antipodes...
Harry S.
10
Entrepreneur
Charlie, you didn't say SEVERITY! LOL.
Charlie White
7
A full-time TRUE FRIEND.
Depends on the 'SEVERITY' of the 'SITUATION'! LOL! ;-)
Harry S.
10
Entrepreneur
You guys killing me with this, I never thought this topic...Wanda, you say you try not to...lol. Stop it! People can't keep this up!
Lisa F.
14
Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
LOL... it's a real word. ^_^ Did anyone ever notice Oswald's photo looks like a police sketch? LOL
jehobith :)
6
web designer, logo design
Hell I thought he made that word up. look at my avatar I been wearing the same shirt since I joined Apsense
Lisa F.
14
Real Estate Agent, Internet Markete
Oswald, stop using words we all have to Google or you will be fined by the G.E.D.
Oswald Rodrigues
11
writemaster.gumroad.com
Please refrain from posting malodorous questions or else I shall report you to the Environment Protection Agency.