Self-stimulation is a great way for a guy to pass the time, but
occasionally a man is engaged in solo bliss and unexpectedly finds his firm
male organ exposed for others to gape at. If the man is an exhibitionist, this
may not necessarily cause him distress; however, if he has qualms about his
solo-based efforts being witnessed by others, or if he simply doesn't like the element
of surprise, this can be quite embarrassing. Even a man who practices superb male organ health and sports a rod that is an absolute
beauty in the looks department may be abashed in such a situation.
So how does one respond to this unwanted exposure of one's
manhood? Below are some handy-dandy excuses one can whip out when caught
polishing one's firm male organ. Warning: Some of these may be slightly
tongue-in-cheek – but that doesn't mean they can't be used in the situation!
Humor can be helpful.
"I'm working on my long-term
health."
Studies have shown that regular use of the member is good for a
man's health. The "use it or lose it" rule applies to a man's junk,
so it's important to keep the rod exercised so that it performs well when
called upon for duty. In addition, studies indicate that men who release seed
frequently are less likely to develop prostate issues later in life. So a guy
can legitimately be playing with his organ for health and shouldn't be afraid
to say so.
"I'm just doing this for you."
Practice makes perfect, so a man may legitimately claim that
he's playing with himself in order to make himself better in bed for his
partner. And yes, there is truth in that statement.
"Just scratching, that's all."
There's no law that says a firm male organ cannot also be an
itchy one. When a man has to scratch, he has to scratch.
"I'm increasing my
productivity."
If caught relieving oneself at work (hopefully in the men's room
rather than at one's desk), it's good to claim it's all in the name of working
harder. After all, a guy with a raging tumescence is not going to be able to
properly concentrate on that pile of work on his desk. Taking five minutes to
pull one off will result in a much greater work flow for the rest of the day.
"A genie lives in my member."
Everyone knows the story of Aladdin and how he could bring forth
an all-powerful genie by vigorously rubbing a magic oil lamp. Who is to say
that a genie couldn't have come to live in a guy's tool by mistake? After all,
oil lamps are much harder to come by nowadays.
"I'm not self-gratifying. You
are."
Some men are great at denying evidence and turning the tables on
their accusers. Only the greatest con men can pull this one off, but if a guy
is particularly glib (or desperate) it's worth a try.
"Ran out of glue."
If the glue bottle is empty and a man has something that really
needs sealing, why shouldn't he bring forth a little of "Nature's
adhesive?"
"Just making a protein shake."
Male seed is a good source of protein and a guy needs to stay
healthy…
"There's a difference between
moisturizing and self-stimulating."
Applying a top-quality male organ health cream to moisturize the
tool may result in a firm male organ; it's easy for a man to explain that what
looks like self-stimulation is simply practicing appropriate manhood care.
Speaking of moisturizing, self-stimulation may make a firm male
organ very happy but it can sometimes also make it a bit sore. That same
superior male organ health cream (health professionals
recommend Man1 Man Oil) that
provides moisturizers can also help in other ways. A cream with acetyl
L-carnitine can help with peripheral nerve damage that can cause some deadening
when the member is used roughly or too often. In addition, if the cream also
contains L-arginine, it can help to boost nitric oxide production, which in
turn helps to properly manage manhood blood flow by keeping the vessels
healthy. There may be excuses when caught self-gratifying, but there's no
excuse for not keeping the tool in good health.
Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional
information on most common male organ health issues, tips on improving member
sensitivity and what to do to maintain a healthy manhood. John Dugan is a
professional writer who specializes in men's health issues and is an ongoing
contributing writer to numerous websites.