Male Organ-Themed Products for the Man with a Sense of Humor
It’s no secret: Guys tend to spend a lot
of time thinking about their male organs. And there is no shortage of products
on the market that reflect this preoccupation. Some products promise to make
the member larger, playing off common anxieties men have about their size;
these are best avoided. Some promote male
organ health – for example,
barrier protection and skin care products – and these should be embraced.
And then there
are the more…eccentric options. The man with a sense of humor about his
“mini-me” may be delighted to discover the wacky, wonderful world of male organ
accessories right at his fingertips (through online shopping, that is). A man
can give himself, his friends and his lovers the gift of laughter with one of
the following male organ-themed products.
Male Organ Candy
Ever told
someone to “eat a bag of” you-know-whats? Well, now they can. Male organ-shaped
candies are fun to look at and fun to eat. Whether it’s a surprise deliver to a
friend, an unexpected stocking stuffer or a treat for oneself, male organ candy
is sure to deliver.
Proud Keychain
An “I Heart My”
keychain announcing love for one’s manhood will tell the world just how proud a
man is of his member. While this may seem like a “cocky” move, there’s
potential for a message here. With so many men fretting about how their
manhoods “measure up,” proclaiming pride in what one’s got is a body-positive
statement.
Balls Ornament
Christmas is
right around the corner, and along with the traditional tree hangings, a man
might mix it up this year and hang something new on the branch – an ornament
unabashedly depicting a sack.
Willy Warmer
Just in time for
those chilly fall nights and mornings! Marketed as a “heater for the peter,”
the willy warmer is a knit sweater made just for the male organ and balls. Stay
cozy.
Male Organ Toaster
Serve up a
hilarious breakfast to friends with some toast made in this special appliance,
which burns the likeness of a male organ and sack onto the bread. A pat of
butter in just the right place can amplify the impact.
Dick Towel
Turn something
as mundane as stepping out of the shower into a laugh-fest with this towel,
featuring the image of legs and a censored portion where the manhood would
be.
4-D Anatomical Model
For the man of
science, there’s no cooler male organ-themed product than a detailed anatomical
model of the male reproductive system. Revel in the internal structures of the
male organ with this colorful, detailed replica.
Male Organ Mug
Want to give
that special foggy-eyed friend a real start with her coffee in the morning? Or
turn an innocent cup of hot cocoa into a scandalous affair? There are plenty of
male organ-themed mugs out there to do the trick. From simply printing the word
on the mug to making statements about the member’s size to fashioning the mug’s
handle in the shape of a male organ, manufacturers have it covered.
These products
are only the tip of the iceberg. Indulging in fun male organ-themed accessories
gives men a way to embrace their fondness of their members while spreading the
laughter. See what else is out there.
But don’t stop
with silly treats; it’s a great idea to also invest in products that promote
manhood health. Along with quality lubes and barrier protection, men should
consider a male organ health
crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) that moisturizes and soothes dry, sore
skin. Most men spend ample time handling their male organs, and frequent use
can chafe the skin, eventually leaving it less sensitive to sensation. Man1 Man
Oil contains both Shea butter and vitamin E, which work in different ways to
keep the skin smooth, soft and supple. Such a product is a gift to oneself that
keeps on giving in the form of healthier, more sensitive skin.
Visit
http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common
male organ health issues, tips on improving organ sensitivity and what to do to
maintain a healthy member. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes
in men's health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous
websites.