A firm male organ is a source of pride and joy for every man, and he enjoys sharing that tumescent tool with a lover, usually through coupling. On occasion, however, a man may enjoy making a bit of a spectacle of his firm male organ for his partner (especially if he has been practicing proper male organ care and his equipment has an appropriately healthy appearance). This sharing of his pride in his manhood makes the man feel sensual and appreciated, especially if his partner truly approves of his manhood presentation.

Sometimes, though, a man or his partner may want to take a more playful approach to the presentation of the tool. A bare firm male organ is a fine thing, but why stop there? Couples wanting to add a touch of lighthearted fun to the proceedings may decide that dressing up the tumescent member may be in order. Coming up with disguises for a firm male organ can become a favorite pastime. And it can be done by either the couple together (for a shared experience) or by the man alone (to make a special present for his loved one).

Disguise options

With that in mind, the following are a few suggestions on how to dress up a tumescent tool for fun (and perhaps as a prelude to pleasure).

- The wiener decoy. If one happens to have a hot dog bun nearby, wrap it around the tumescent unit. It's even better if a little ketchup and mustard can be applied, though most will prefer to skip the onions or relish. And if one's partner feels peckish and wants a little lick, so much the better!

- The measurement ploy. Grabbing a magic marker and quickly adding a mark every inch immediately changes a tumescent member into a charming ruler. True, it's a little difficult to maneuver the ruler into many useful positions for measuring, but the clever man can make this work. If he needs assistance, perhaps his partner can help manipulate the ruler, too.

- The servant. Slap a handful of feathers onto the end of the shaft and, voila! - an impromptu feather duster. It may make for an itchy manhood, but it gets the job done.

- The sneaky snake. With a few quick coats of paint or make-up, that dong of longing can be transformed into the snake of one's choice. (Keep it realistic; few men can actually pull off a python.)

- The Maypole diversion. Quickly add some long streamers to the tool and a man has at his crotch a fun-filled May Day game – one that may encourage a certain comely young maiden to gambol about a bit.

Photographing one's firm male organ disguises can make the fun last even longer. Some may also consider putting together a collection of these pictures as a gift for his lover. If the disguised member is posed alongside other items, it can even become a "Where's the Wiener?" kind of hunt-and-search book.

Of course, a guy will feel more comfortable presenting his firm male organ, dressed up or otherwise, if his tumescent manhood looks good and healthy. Achieving this state of organ health requires the regular use of a top-drawer male organ health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). The best cream is going to contain a range of vitamins, including B5, C and D. Vitamin B5 is renowned for its use in manhood cell metabolism and the healthy maintenance of male organ cells. Vitamin C, meanwhile, is essential for collagen production and male member tissue firmness, and vitamin D helps fight disease and enable manhood cell functionality.  All this adds up to a healthier, very presentable male organ.

Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common member health issues, tips on improving manhood sensitivity and what to do to maintain a healthy male organ. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous websites.