• 'Bosses live longer than their workers'

    London: Bosses live longer than their workers, new figures have revealed. Across the board, those working in routine and manual jobs are twice as likely to die early than their managers who supervise their work.According to British Office for National Statistics, there were improvements in the morta...

  • THE SILENT TREATMENT

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot...

  • Pure Gold Ferrari

    An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.Your son,NasserThe next day, ...

  • Advice From Dad

    A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son."Th...

  • Letter to a spammer

    Hello Mr Spam and Scam,How are you today?  I just thought I'd drop you a line and see how you are doing.  I'm sure you are very busy making the rounds of the various networks you are a part of diligently spreading your thoughtless mindless zombie-like Gooroo Marketing techniques so I'll be...

  • You Look Like My Wife

    A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, ?I?m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.??Why you worthle...

  • Another Useless Blog Post!

    Okay in honor of all the useless blogs, I am creating a 'useless' blog of my own.  Or maybe not so useless after all.  I think APSense could use a glossary of its own unique terms.  I'm sure that some of you will recognize these. BizOpflies-Members who jump from bizop to b...

  • Discover How to Get New & Retain Existing Customers, All in One Place!

    You know how marketing experts say it's more expensive to find new customers than to keep existing ones... How about I tell you about a site that helps you: get insanely cheap leads AND better interact with your customers!This site is a social network for online business owners and marketers and has...

  • Bad Parrot-Thanks giving day Humor

    A few days before Thanksgiving, Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things....

  • The Legend of Spamutopia

    Once upon a time there was a beautiful place called Spamutopia. (Cut me some slack-this is a fairytale after all)  The people of Spamutopia led carefree lives doing only one thing, spamming each other from sun up till sun down.  Families didn't share news in their emails they all shared an...

  • Why the 80s are the best Era Ever

    The best cartoons and tv shows were made in the 80s. Maybe they were a bit cheesy but they were perfect for kids and their education. Every cartoon ended with a lesson for the children, like watch out before crossing the street, don't talk to strangers and never tell a lie.I can understand why some ...

  • Beware False Promises

    I received a Sandisk MP3 player the other day. I have been wanting one for some time so I could download my favorite music. Most songs you buy only cost between 98 to 99 cents.I decided to see if I could find some sites that offered free downloads.There are some free sites out there but the music th...

  • Being CEO of a brand new company

    April 2010, an idea is born: a new initiative for artists.It takes 2 weeks to work the plan, browse the internet, look for simular site, and patent the concept.After 1 month it is clear nobody else has a site online as we want it: GREAT NEWS!!We find a website designer who is willing to take the cha...

  • 8 Free Online Image Editors That You Should Use

    If you’re looking for a simple app to quickly edit a photo, why bother installing Photoshop or GIMP when you have such a vast sea of options to choose from online? Web apps are so underrated. They can actually perform just as well as some free desktop image editors. You just need to know whe...

  • Wake me at 5.00 am.

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote ...

  • The first blonde guy joke?

    The first blonde guy joke?The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned be...

  • Want More Money in Your Life?

    Money cannot buy happiness, but it does make a good down payment!   By Dr. Anne Marie Evers   Make Money Your Friend  Money $$$   Did you know that the human mind is the creator of all wealth? Money is so charged with Divine Intelligence, it seems to have the ability t...

  • Easy / Difficult Question

    In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly."Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."The boy thought for ...

  • Can The Right Words Make a Difference?

    I received a link to this short 2 minute video today and I must admit, it touched me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oUI wonder how many people will find this and pass it on. Can you imagine if all the would be Internet Marketers here internalized this concept, what a difference it could mak...

  • How did the human race appear?

    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human r...