Are you OK with passing gas in public?

jehobith :), they already have that as a matter of fact I have a site that does something like that.

I try not.to it seems.rude

the silent ones are deadly

One of my favorite retorts to someone who asks if it is OK if they smoke is:
"I do not mind if you smoke, do you mind if I pass gas?"

I think the hot blonde girl would smack him really hard. ^_~

Everyone runs up to the fat guy.... I want to know if anyone runs up to the smoking hot blonde girl and lets one rip and then points at her.... Now THAT would be funny..... (sorry my humor can be a little off at times)

Hmmm...musician and fart - that's totally a guy thing.

I am a musician and I was just thinking what it would be like one day to eat nothing but bean burritos for 2 weeks straight and record each fart into a microphone and make a song out of each sound. I also believe a fart can be art Terry W.

I pledge for the rest of the year to wear a shirt that say "yes, it was me..I farted"

Terry, I know I have a site of my own it has never stopped making money and I haven't did anything to the site in about 2 years. Lol. Thanks.

Harry, you are too late. Just go to you tube and search for "Farting In Public."

It is hilarious!

A-hA!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I am breaking out of that party...vamos - adios!

Lisa, outbreak party!! Here is the caption "Celebrate the New Year Like No Other at the Fart Outbreak Party!"...

What? the fun guys don't want to join the fart outbreak party? ^_^

Lisa, I think this is too low for Phillipe and Oswald. Lol.

Kent, only you can take 2 words to make me laugh that hard...thanks.

Terry, I'm shocked! Farting can make you money faster than many things out there...if you put up a farting site and fart in the unique art form you described, market it...sell video fart celebrations of birthdays or bosses day etc...picture this Terry you're saying "hey Johnny baby your friends hired me to celebrate your birthday in this very special way" and turn around pull you pants down...fart happy b-day...money in the bank! Thanks.

Smells funny... LOL! ~ Kent Stewart

I am waiting for Oswald and Philippe to join. Terry that was hilarious.

Funny as a fart in a space suit.

I used to work in large motor rooms. You could pass gas all day long and no one but you would know. Unless your co-worker is next to you.

Remember, silence is golden but a well placed fart is an art.

No, it is not proper in public. Maybe someone needs to ask Martha Stewart for proper ettiquete.

Is this really under net-working?

Harry, you have too much free time. LOL

jehobith, the professor is doing what he does...lesson 1: don't eat a tub of beans and go to the library! Please!!!! Or the mall. thanks