I assure you this is brand new!

And it works! It really, really works!

Does your dog forget his/her own name?

Does your dog chew up your favorite shoes?

Does your dog wipe his butt on the carpet?

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief & happiness to you.

Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost money.

Simply send a copy to six other dog owners who are dissatisfied with their dogs.

Also bundle up your dog & send him/her to the dog owner at the top of the list, & add your name to the bottom of the list.

In one week, you will receive 16,436 dogs, and at least one of them should be a keeper.

Have faith in this letter. DO NOT break the chain.

One owner broke the chain and GOT HIS OWN DOG BACK!!

....and yeah, I had a good laugh too!!