Double Meaning Quotes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe Is the fact that It has never tried to contact us. Behind every great man, there Is a surprised woman. Advertisement In a hospital waiting room: Smoking helps you lose weight - one lung at a time. Success Is relative. The more the success, the more the relatives. My grandfather Is eighty years old and still doesn't need glasses. He drinks straight out of the bottle. Sign In driving school: If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand In her way. Advert in a shop: Guitar for sale... Cheap. No strings attached. Sign In a restaurant: All drinking water In this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.