Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right foot to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking her again, she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!