Male Organ Size - Man vs. Animal
Just
about every man alive has at least a passing interest in male organ size and in
comparing the length and girth of his own member with that of other men; in
some cases, it can be an absolute obsession, eclipsing more important concerns
such as male organ skill and male
organ health. While having the biggest male organ in the locker room
is cause for bragging rights, how might even the best-hung man compare in a
biggest male organ contest with some other species? The answer: it depends on
how male organ size is determined.
Sheer
size
The
easiest way to see how man stacks up to other animals is through simply
comparing the average lengths of the tools in question. To obtain the optimum
results, the male organ should be measured in its excited state; that raises
the question of just how one goes about measuring the stiff member of, say, a
Bengal tiger – or how one goes about getting it hard, for that matter. But
that's a problem for the scientists to deal with.
What
is average?
There
have been numerous studies on the average human male organ size, and the
results vary from study to study; however, it's generally agreed that the
average male has a hard male organ that measures between 5.1 and 5.9 inches in
length. (The man generally held to possess the longest male organ is purported
to have a tool that measures 13.5 inches.)
Comparisons
With
this average measurement range in mind, the human male gets huge bragging
rights over quite a few members of the animal kingdom. For example, the shrew,
a little mole-like rodent, is thought to be the least-hung of all animals, with
a hard member that measures a piddling one-fifth of an inch. A housecat's male
organ is typically around 1.5 inches. And among primates, humans stand tall
with the largest male organ; the mighty gorilla musters a mere two inches for
all his chest-beating.
Big
guys
Yet
there are many other animals with tools that dwarf that of mere man. Sometimes
it's not surprising; if an animal is several times larger than a human, it
makes sense that his male organ is more impressive. So, there's no surprise
that a rhinoceros has a male organ about two feet long, or that those
skyscraper-sized giraffes sport a stiffy of four feet, or that the African
elephant weighs in with a six-and-a-half foot monster. (The biggest tool of
all, by the way, is attached to the blue whale, averaging between eight and ten
feet.)
Surprising
big guys
Yet
there are a number of other not so physically big animals that still give
humans a run for their male organ money. For example, pig male organs can
extend to about 18 inches. The Argentine blue-bill duck sports about 8 inches.
Even the lowly banana slug can achieve 6 to 9 inches.
By
ratio
Some
may argue that ratio is a more accurate way to compare male organ sizes across
species. In that case, the ratio of male organ to body size in humans is about
1:12. Not bad – but the blue whale still beats human, with a 1:10 ratio.
African elephants do even better at 1:4, and that pesky banana slug outranks
him at 1:1.
But
ratio-wise, the clear (and very surprising) winner is the barnacle. This little
guy goes to great lengths to achieve sensual satisfaction; his male organ to
body ratio reaches an astounding 40:1!
Looking
at male organ size among other animals helps a guy keep perspective – and
perhaps can help him to concentrate on other male organ issues that are equally
(or more) important than just size – such as male organ health. Men can improve
their overall male organ health through the regular use of a top notch male organ health cream (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil). Finding the right cream means looking
for ingredients like L-arginine, which helps in the process by which male organ
blood vessels are maintained in good health, and acetyl L carnitine, a
neuroprotective ingredient that helps fight diminished male organ sensitivity
due to peripheral nerve damage such as can occur from rough handling – and
that's important to a man no matter what his size!