Bedroom Talk - 5 Things She Will Definitely Never Say To Her Man
When
it comes to intimacy, there are certain things a guy is bound to hear his lady
partner say; and there are some things that he will never, ever hear come out
of her mouth. Of course,
run of the mill things like that
feels good, or this is the best feeling ever are common, and all guys want to hear
them; and she may even mean it! But there are some things that women simply
aren’t thinking when it comes to bedroom talk. Here are 5 examples and why she will
never say them, as well as some tips to keep the male organ healthy so she definitely won’t be saying, ewwww, what is that thing on his
male organ?
1. Thanks
for not using protection, arguing about using protection, or assuming that
protection is 100% the woman’s responsibility.
Come
on dudes, time to step it up in this department! If both partners have a vested
interest in avoiding pregnancy – or intimate infections – both partners need to
contribute to the cause. That means always having protection on hand
and/or pitching in to pay for birth control.
2. My
boyfriend is so awesome; he finishes his business without bothering to return
the favor --- like ever. Pink belly is awesome!
Sure,
sometimes one partner finishes before the other – maybe even sooner than
desired – but when it happens to him, he should at least offer to help her get
there, too, or promise her round 2 in 10 minutes where the focus will be
entirely on her end game. Nobody likes a selfish lover.
3. It’s
so cute that he told all his friends about that crazy move we tried – and every
other detail that happens in the bedroom. Who needs privacy?
Sure,
everybody has kissed and told someone, but nobody wants every little detail
of their most intimate experiences shared with the world. This is especially true for a girl who
is more modest and private regarding her love life. Nothing will catch her off guard like
one of his jerk friends coming up, nudging her in the ribs, and saying how he
wishes his girlfriend would do what she did last night. How embarrassing!
4. Blow
jobs are really fun – and should be given daily!
Women
get it; blow jobs can be amazing – especially if she knows what she’s doing.
But constantly asking for them, pressuring, or begging for a BJ isn’t going to
win any points. Even women
who say they love doing it need a break from it every so often; after all, they
don’t call it a job for nothing.
5. It’s
totally cool to be surprised by kinky, new positions that have never been tried
or discussed beforehand.
She
may be totally into the new hand cuffs and gag ball he picked up at the adult shop
the other day, but breaking out new equipment or fancy (re: difficult) new
moves without so much as a heads up can take her by surprise – and maybe even
cause an injury. Yes – many
a male organ has been injured by new moves gone wrong. So it is wise to run that new toy,
fantasy, or move by her before springing it on her in bed, especially if that new move has anything to do with the back door.
Managing
Male organ Health
While
she may or may not talk to her friends about her intimate life, there’s a good
chance she will talk if her man is sporting something
funky or unusual below the belt. To
ensure she doesn’t find any male organ bumps, pimples, ingrown hairs, or worst
of all – odor – a man should keep his whistle clean with a daily male
organ health cream (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil) that
is enriched with vitamins and nutrients that are specially formulated to keep
the male organ healthy, clean, and bump free. That way, if she does talk, she will
only have good things to report!