The Itchy Male Organ: Tips for Disguising the Embarrassing Scratch
The occasional itchy male
organ is a given for every man. When it happens while he is alone, there's no
problem; but unfortunately, itches occur all too often in more public
situations. In these cases, a man has to choose between suffering in silence
and looking like he can't keep his hands off his tool. Taking steps to ensure
appropriate male organ care can help to lessen the need to
scratch, but guys need to be prepared to find ways to disguise or distract from
the scratch when the urge becomes overpowering.
Why is an itchy male
organ so common?
Many men wonder why their
equipment gets so itchy in the first place. Body itches are common, but they
occur more often in the private area for a variety of reasons. For example, the
presence of hair down there adds an insulating factor which makes the area
warm; the fact that the area is covered (usually) by two layers of clothing
also adds to the heat factor. Sweat results, which can by itself cause
itchiness.
To make matters worse,
the moist, humid environment is a breeding ground for bacteria, which in turn
can lead to further itching when the bacteria contributes to the development of
skin irritation. Further, male skin tends to be thin and therefore very
sensitive, reacting to even slightly harsh chemicals in soaps or detergents and
therefore encouraging rashes and other skin issues.
All of this adds up to a
tool that is prone to itchiness.
Dealing with the urge to
scratch
In some cases, scratching
the nuts is fine; for example, when a guy is sitting around having brews with
some buds, scratching is almost a requirement. But in those public situations
in which scratching would definitely be embarrassing, there are various
strategies one can employ to handle those itches that refuse to go away.
1. Answer that phone. Cell phones may be the best thing that ever happened to men
with itchy tools. If a guy keeps his cell in a front pocket, he can always make
a show of pretending that a call is incoming, and while fumbling to retrieve
the phone, he can surreptitiously sneak in some discreet scratching.
2. Pretend to spill
something. When that uncontrollable
urge to scratch hits while at a party or other social scenario, a guy can
simply take a sip from his drink and then pretend that some of it spilled. (Men
without drinks in their hands can grab one from a passing tray or choose to
accidentally drop a gooey appetizer, instead.) A handy dandy napkin can dab
away the supposed spill while allowing the man to obtain soothing itch relief.
Those afraid that spilling a drink on themselves may make them appear too
klutz-like can opt to act as if a passing guest or waiter has caused the
situation instead.
3. Employ a squeeze
play. If in a particularly crowded situation, a guy can
squeeze between another guest and a pelvis-high object such as a table – with
his business rubbing against the table as he passes by. (Warning: a man should
NOT rub his junk against another guest for itch relief unless he wants to
suffer far more embarrassment and social alienation –
not to mention criminal charges - than would come from simply scratching his
male organ.)
4. Create a
distraction. A savvy dude can always
find a way to get that beautiful blonde he's flirting with to look away while
he cops a scratch. Indicate that there is someone or something that she likes
on the other side of the room. He can point in that direction as he says
"Oh look, Tatiana finally got here" or "Whoa- is that the new
Lady Gaga video?!" While her attention is momentarily distracted, he can
obtain blessed relief.
Preventing an itchy male
organ is better than dealing with one, so men need to regularly use a first
rate male organ health cream (health professionals recommend Man
1 Man Oil). Those creams that include a combination of superior
moisturizers, such as the high end emollient shea butter and the natural
hydrator vitamin E, are the best bets. Also key: a cream with a knock-out
antioxidant, such as alpha lipoic acid, which offsets harmful oxidation in male
cells that can lead to early aging and other health problems.
Visit http://www.man1health.com for additional information on most common male organ health issues,
tips on improving male organ sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy
male organ. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health
issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous online web sites.