When Self-pleasuring Goes Horribly Wrong – The 4 Worst Fapping Fails
Every guy pleasures
himself, and despite the warnings he may have received from his well-meaning
but misguided elders, getting off is generally beneficial. It can be a
fantastic way to de-stress and deal with anxiety; and men who are familiar with
their own bodies are more likely to give pleasure to a partner. By and large,
self-pleasuring is a safe practice, and most men tend to keep it simple and
straightforward. However, there are those who, for whatever reason, may decide
to attempt an exotic maneuver or technique that could land them in trouble and
have serious repercussions on their long-term male organ health. Some
of the most unfortunate fapping fails that have led to emergency room visits
are described here. These should absolutely NOT be attempted at home.
1. Strangulation – Take the man who decided to engulf his male organ in a
plastic soda bottle. He inserted his flaccid tool through the neck of the
bottle. When he got hard, the bottle constricted the base of his male organ,
and the blood that had flooded the shaft became trapped inside. As a result,
his woody could not subside, and the unfortunate gentleman was forced to head
to the emergency room, bottle and all. Luckily, doctors were able to remove the
bottle (somehow or other), and the strangled male organ did return to its
normal size in this case. The damage could have been much worse, however;
trapping blood in the male organ can starve the tissue of oxygen, leading to
cell death and possible loss of function.
2. Sounding – This unusual technique is more common than the general public
might think, but it is certainly dangerous and is never a good idea. Sounding
refers to the practice of inserting something – a wire, a steel or glass rod,
or whatever – into the urethra during self-pleasuring. In one instance, a man
who inserted a wire into his urethra managed to push it in so far that the wire
coiled in his bladder and had to be surgically removed. Fortunately, this
patient made it out of surgery without any lasting effects, but inserting
anything into the male organ can result in punctures, pain and infection.
3. Ruptures – While the male organ cannot technically break, it is possible
to rupture the corpora cavernosa, the spongy chambers in the shaft of the male
organ. In some cases, rough partner play has been blamed for ruptured tissue;
but the vast majority of cases are the result of extreme whacking. In other
words, a guy was pulling and tugging on his own junk so hard and so fast that
he managed to pop the connective tissue surrounding the corpora. This condition
can be extraordinarily painful (of course) and can also result in leaking of
fluids out of the chambers. Surgical intervention may be needed to correct the
problem.
4. Gangrene – As horrible as it sounds, cases have been reported where men
stroked themselves so hard, and so often, that they created microscopic tears
or fissures in the skin. Invading bacteria took advantage of the exposed tissue,
and failure to treat the resulting infection lead to gangrene. At least one
patient had to endure months of painful treatments, which included skin grafts,
to restore the skin of his male organ.
Healing and protection
for stressed manhood skin
Even men who keep it
simple when it comes to self-pleasuring can experience unpleasant aftereffects
like irritation and bruising, not to mention rough-looking, sore male organ
skin. Giving the male organ time to heal between sessions is advisable, but
since the average guy might find this impossible, there are two steps he can
take to address the damage.
First, a personal
lubricant should be used on every occasion. Unlike lotions and other household
products that men might use, a water-based lubricant is not quickly absorbed
into the skin; as a result, the surface stays slicker longer, which means less
chances of irritating the delicate skin.
Second, a high-quality
moisturizer should be used on a daily basis to minimize damage, speed healing,
and prevent loss of sensation related to over-use of the tool. A top-drawer male
organ health crème (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil) that
is enriched with vitamins and other male organ-specific nutrients is ideal,
because it is designed specifically for the needs of the manhood tissue.
Applying a crème like this once or twice daily can have significant benefits in
terms of male organ health and sensation.
Visit http://www.man1health.com for additional information on most common male organ health issues,
tips on improving male organ sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy
male organ. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health
issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous online web sites.