Bedroom Etiquette - Good Manners for Excitable Boys
Even when a man has an
extremely excited male organ, he needs to remember proper bedroom etiquette:
good manners that ensure that the needs of all interested parties – the man,
his partner and his male organ – are adequately addressed. This not only makes
the experience more pleasant; it scores points for a guy and helps to increase
the chances of further encounters (if the partner is new) or a continued
relationship (if the partners have moved beyond the first encounter). Paving
the way for more sensual opportunities also has a positive impact on male organ health, as the
old "use it or lose it" rule definitely applies to male equipment.
Basic rules of set
etiquette
Following are a few basic
examples of good manners which every man should pay attention to:
1. Clean it up. A man may be an incredible expert with his tool, but if
there's an odor about his body or if his breath is too powerful, he may not get
the opportunity to show off his skill. Hygiene extends beyond a person's body
and into his surroundings as well. No woman wants to make love on bed sheets
that clearly haven't been washed in weeks or to cuddle on a couch covered in a
layer of dog hair. And speaking of dog hair:
2. Put the pets
away. You may share everything with Fido or Fluffy, but
pet voyeurism is as bad as the human
variety.
3. Be prepared. Protection is an indispensable part of
intimacy for both health and pregnancy prevention reasons. Barrier protection
is really the man's responsibility. Keep a supply on hand.
4. Don't rush into
things. It's very rare that a man
should skip the introductory moves – and these should involve more than a quick
kiss or two.
5. Be gentle with
clothing. An excited male organ may
demand immediate attention, but a man has to maintain perspective. When
removing her clothes, don't just rip them off: no woman likes to find a rip in
that designer dress or that favorite blouse crumpled and lying on a dirty
floor.
6. Don't multitask. Accepting a phone call during the deed? Really bad manners.
7. Give warning. If receiving oral, a man should definitely give warning
before his excited male organ releases.
8. Keep tissues on
hand. If receiving manual stimulation, a man should
make sure tissues are nearby for easy clean-up – both for her hands and any
place on himself or his surroundings where the fluid has landed. (Rule of
thumb: the man cleans up any fluid that is not on his partner's body. Some
women like it when the man gently and tenderly tidies them up as well, but this
can differ from woman to woman.)
9. Keep going. If the man comes before the woman, he should continue to
engage in play – whether oral or manual – until she indicates that she is
satisfied.
10. Don't compare. Comparing a new partner to an ex-partner is frowned upon
unless specifically requested by the woman – and in that case, the comparison
should favor the current bedmate.
11. Stay. Leaving 10 minutes after the fun is over is just rude. Stay
in bed, cuddle and share the warmth of your
body. Rushing away is a good way to
not get invited back.
12. Be a good host. If the encounter takes place in the man's home, he should
make sure his courtliness doesn't end after the release. After appropriate
cuddling, see if your mate desires any refreshment. If she will be staying the
night and has not brought her own things, offer her a (clean, comfortable)
t-shirt or other appropriate sleepwear.
Practicing proper bedroom
etiquette is an excellent way to score points; more than that, it's a proper
way of demonstrating respect and concern for a partner. Maintaining male organ
health through the daily use of a top drawer male organ health cream (health professionals recommend Man
1 Man Oil) is also important
for any sensual relationship. The
choice of cream is not arbitrary: it should definitely include vitamin B5,
which is essential for life sustenance and healthy male function. Another
necessary ingredient in the cream: L-arginine, which helps create nitrous
oxide, thereby playing a role in maintaining healthy male blood flow.