Avoid a Sore Male Organ when Going for the Gold - Safety Precautions during the Bedroom Olympics
The Winter Olympics are
going on for a limited time in Sochi, Russia, but the Bedroom Olympics can go
on forever (or until a sore male organ says "enough!") Best of all,
absolutely anyone can participate in the Bedroom Olympics: there are no
qualifying rounds and no entry requirements. All that is needed is a desire to
go for a personal gold. A partner is required for some activities, but guys who
are not part of a team can find plenty of solo pleasure, as well. One word of
caution: as in all sports, taking proper care is necessary, so participants
should ensure that their male organ health does not become compromised amid all
the fun.
Solo Events
Solo sports have a long
and varied history as a prominent part of the Bedroom Olympics. Indeed, for
many teen participants, the solo categories are their only chance to shine –
and shine they do (but don't count out the older participants; after all,
experience does count for something!). Some of the more popular solo Olympic
events include:
· Handball. Points are given for style and
technique as contestants massage their sacks in the most imaginative and
exciting manner possible. Extra points are given to men who manage to achieve
release solely through stroking of the balls and without concentrating on the
male organ- a sure way to get the gold.
· Shooting. An age-old favorite
of all men, the shooting competition encourages participates to create the most
forceful emissions possible. Bronze medals are given to those whose shot reaches
the chest; silver to those whose shot strikes the chin; and gold to those who
reach the forehead or above.
Team Events
Team events are popular
favorites the world over. Some of the most beloved include:
· Pole vault. For this event, a man lies on his back
and places his wood at a 90-degree angle to his prone body. The partner takes a
running jump, grabs the pole and leaps; unlike in regular Olympics event,
however, the goal is not for the partner to let go of the pole and fly overhead
but to lower oneself onto the pole – and to keep raising and lowering oneself.
· Ski jump. A woman lies prone on a bed or another
flat, comfortable surface with her legs sufficiently spread. A man stands at
the edge of the bed. At the appropriate signal, he slides on his stomach across
the bed; rather than seeking to jump and clear the feminine obstacle in his
path, however, he attempts to slide gently in.
· Trampoline. A male lies on his back on a bouncy
surface, such as a springy bed. His partner lowers her- or himself onto the
firm manhood and bounces vigorously up and down. Can also be accomplished with
a female on the bottom and the male inserting the male organ before begin his
bouncing.
· Triathlon. Any of the above-reference activities,
but utilizing three teammates rather than two. (Care must be taken to ensure
that no one team member, or the member of any one team member, is given short
shrift – no matter how short it may in fact be.)
· Pentathlon. A triathlon with
five people. Requires significant stamina, so not recommended for the timid.
· Freestyle wrestling. In ordinary wrestling, the goal is to
avoid being pinned. When entering bedroom-based Olympics, one strives to get
pinned as quickly as possible. Also as often.
Amping up performance
with extra male organ care
Bedroom Olympics are a
great way to spice up one's romantic life, but improper play can definitely
lead to a very sore male organ. Bedroom athletes who are "in the
know" make it a point to regularly use a gold medal-quality male
organ nutrient cream (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil). An Olympics-worthy cream will
include vitamin A, as that vitamin's anti-bacterial qualities help to fight the
male organ odor that accompanies strenuous activity. In addition, a cream with
acetyl L carnitine will move a guy further into the winner's circle by
maintaining optimum male organ sensation.
Visit http://www.man1health.com for additional information on most common male organ health issues,
tips on improving male organ sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy
male organ. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health
issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous online web sites.