Itchy Male Organ Control – 4 Manly Tips for Putting Out the Fire
The occasional itchy male
organ is one of the drawbacks of being a man. No matter how much willpower one
exerts, a man with a compelling itch almost always eventually finds himself
with his hands down his pants in order to have a good scratch. Good hygiene and
proper male organ care can help to decrease the amount of
male organ itch, of course, but following are a few lighthearted methods of
dealing with the old itchy organ problem – along with some real-life, practical
solutions.
No. 1: Become a streaker. Well, in the real world, going without clothing is not really
practical; but one of the causes of an itchy tool is the heat and moisture that
builds up due to the equipment being kept in a confined space. When left to
hang free, there's less of a need to itch. Men who have chronic problems with
intimate itching might choose to let it dangle for a little while every day –
in private, of course – to allow the skin to breathe and discourage the
development of rashes and fungal infections that can lead to itching and
burning in the nether regions.
No. 2: Hang out only with
men.
Male-only gatherings are
already a massive scratch-fest and burping contest anyway, aren’t they? Or so
the ladies may believe. At any rate, a guy who spends all his time only with
other men will find that he is in good company when it’s time to make a few
adjustments down below.
No. 3: Create a
distraction.
Men think being prepared
extends no further than carrying protection in their wallets. But they can be
prepared for the sudden crotch itch by coming up with phrases to distract their
companions just as the urge to scratch hits. Some possible phrases to use
include:
· "Look over there! Is that George
Clooney?"
· "I think your stockings have a
run in them. No, in the back."
· "Close your eyes for a minute.
There's something on your eyelid."
· “What do you think of those shoes,
honey?”
· "Whoa! Look at the bazongas on
her!"
Warning: Men should be
prepared to suffer either a slap or a cold shoulder if they use that last
approach as a diversion – either from their companion or the owner of the
bazongas.
No. 4: Exercise proper
male organ care. All joking aside, the
best way to combat an itchy male organ is to practice good hygiene and make
sure that the surrounding environment is a friendly one. Proper male organ care
starts with a daily washing – a gentle cleanser that does not contain drying
detergents or alcohol is the best solution. Making sure the tool is completely
dry before putting on any clothing can also help to prevent itchy rashes like
jock itch or thrush; and the clothing itself should be laundered using a mild
detergent that is free of any fragrances or chemical dyes.
Both hot and cold weather
can be an additional source of male organ itching; the sweaty heat of summer
can increase the risk of heat rash, while the cold winter months can lead to
dry, cracked, itchy skin. Dressing for the weather and using a good
moisturizer, summer and winter, can help to alleviate this problem. A good
approach here is to include the use of a superior male
organ health cream (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil) in
the daily male organ care regimen. A cream that is enriched with a quality
emollient like shea butter, as well as the natural hydrating power of vitamin E
will work much better in the long run. Finding a cream with vitamin A will provide
the added bonus of fighting the male organ odor from which too many men suffer.
For additional
information on most common male organ health issues, tips on improving male
organ sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy male organ, visit: http://www.man1health.com. John Dugan is a
professional writer who specializes in men's health issues and is an ongoing
contributing writer to numerous online web sites.