Sensual Turn-Offs - 10 Things Ladies Do That Can Kill the Mood
While
it is generally agreed upon that men are virtually always in a romance-ready
state, there really are things that a woman can do – believe it or not, ladies
– that are true boner killers. Well,
let’s be honest, in some cases they might not be bad enough to actually stop
romance altogether, but they can certainly cause a setback and may make him
have to work a little harder to get the job done. The following list of 10 turn-offs are
things that most guys find to be turn offs, so ladies who want to keep things
spicy in the bedroom might want to avoid these classic missteps. Speaking of
spicing things up, why not learn how to help a guy maintain a healthy male organ? Find
out how below.
10
Sensual Turn-offs That Totally Kill the Mood
1.
Pet Palace: He
may be cool with the fact that she has a cat…or two, but when she allows all
three dogs into the bedroom (or worse) on the bed, nothing stops nookie
faster. Sure, Fido is a
great companion, but pretty much any dude is going to be creeped out by staring
pets and the sounds of panting that aren’t coming from his girl. So feel
free to run the doggie daycare by day, but keep the pet motel out of the
bedroom, as he will surely prefer a twosome to a menagerie.
2. Grooming
in Bed: Men aren’t
naïve; they know that women go to a lot of work to appear effortlessly
beautiful. And, for the
most part, they want that effort to stay behind closed doors. Sure, applying some lotion or a little
lip gloss in bed is no big deal. But if she whips out the dental floss or
the toenail clippers (ew!) in bed, it’s gonna be a romance -free zone tonight.
3. Talking
about an Ex: There is a
time and place in the relationship when it is all fine and good to talk about
the ex. The bedroom is not
one of them. Even jokingly
mentioning things like, “Steve
never did that to me in bed,” or
something that may seem like a compliment such as, “That is so much better than
Antonio,” is a no-fly
zone. Don’t do it. Talking about
relations with an ex causes him to think about his girl with another man, which
is going to deflate his manhood, and frankly, make him wonder why you are
thinking about that other guy.
4. Biting
– non-playfully: A playful
nibble here and there can be a turn-on, but some men report women applying the
dental work a little too heavily down
there. No biting,
ever. It hurts.
5. Farting: Okay, this isn’t second grade
anymore. Of course men know
women fart. And maybe a little squeaker coming out in bed isn’t the end
of the world, but a full-on blow-out after scarfing a half pot of chili is not
going to end in booty-town.
6. Too
much dirty talk: On occasion,
men do appreciate a session of adult film viewing. That doesn’t necessarily mean they
want to date an adult film star. A
few saucy sentences can spice things up, but dropping the f-bomb every two
seconds, or calling him “daddy” in any way, can be real deal
breakers for some guys.
7. Hide
and seek without the seeking: Playfully
covering some skin adds to the excitement, but coming to bed in a parka and
refusing to let a guy see any skin makes a chick seem insecure in
herself, which is not especially sensual.
8. Sensually
unadventurous: Again, not
that every guy is trying to emulate back breaking moves from the Kama sutra or
expects wild and crazy action every single time. But a girl who will only
have vanilla romance, in bed, between the hours of 10-11 PM on Friday nights,
may not give him the sensual adventure he is after.
9. Smell
bad: Men usually
don’t want women to come to bed doused in a bottle of perfume (gag); and they
often love some of that natural woman smell that is unique to each woman—but
what a guy DOESN’T want is BO and bad breath. A shower is not a prerequisite to a
hot night in the sack, but if a lady just ran 5 miles at the gym or ate an
onion sandwich, she might want to consider a trip to the dunk tank and a
thorough teeth brushing. Girls don’t want guys to smell bad, and vice
versa.
10. Saying
the L-word…on the first date: Everybody
wants to be told they are loved…at some point. Spouting it off during a first sensual
encounter, or after 1 or 2 dates, is sure to send him running for the
hills. So ladies, don’t do
it, unless an easy way out of the relationship is the goal!
Keeping
His Male Organ Healthy
Most
guys don’t seek out male organ health products for themselves, even when their
male organ is in a state of disrepair. Ladies
who want the male organ to be silky smooth, healthy and yes, odor free, should
hook their guy up with a male organ health cream (health professionals recommend Man
1 Man Oil), especially one
that contains bacterial and odor busting vitamin A, to keep that otherwise
musty manhood shower fresh.
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John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men's health issues and
is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous online web sites.