How I learned from squirrels to make money

I opened my front door one early morning with my head down and thoughts buried into my phone. I heard two squirrels behind me but thought nothing of it. My porch led to the driveway which my car was 15 feet away from…

I’m two feet in feeling a slight drizzle while thinking deeply about the informal meeting I was going to attend…now 6 feet in…something isn’t right!

My immediate training kicked in…I knew danger was near and the worst thing I could is look up unprepared so I set myself expecting the worse…then looked up!

Is this a robbery?

How many of them?

Can I get them close enough?

Weight distribution…making myself small…

There was nothing but a lot of crazy chirping sounds to my right. I proceeded to turn my head to my right and there had to but 30 odd squirrels on my front yard looking at me with ill intent. I have to be honest I think I peed a little.

I eventually made it to the car but all I could thing about was those darn squirrels! Came home nothing but still thought of them.

The next morning same routine forgot about the squirrels and once again it was too late! This time I was mad as one brave squirrel continued to creep my way with the look of squirrel anger.

I had enough fear isn’t one of my strong suits. I yelled at the one squirrel that I was going definitely kill him! I acknowledged that the rest would eat me in fact I wished I had a nice sauce for them to go with my delicious body. That one squirrel soon took off with 2 others and I jumped in the car.

Then it hit me! Squirrel power! I cancelled the meeting and jumped on my laptop and got 50 crazy friends to follow me on 5 websites that had at least 500 people a day on them and take over.

My 50 and I took over each of the sites as I lead them but I did give some solid information in this process so the website owner did have unique fresh info.

At some point I would put my link in or if I couldn’t I say go to “blah.com” and the numbers were incredible! Not only did I make money through affiliates, eBooks etc…but the owner asked me to do guest blogs as well! Ladies and gentlemen I am the world’s worst writer!

I later paid the first 50 and things blew up even more we were at 1,000 people in a short period of time.  I went to bigger and bigger sites, paying more and more people.

I got tired of managing people who didn’t have an off switch so I told the original people that I was closing up shop.

One of them asked me to buy it…I said “buy what” and said my business…as I laughed he offered me $3,000 and I didn’t let the ink dry sort of speak to cash that check…he turn it into a profitable business in the process showed all the website owners all the things that I spoke against where I was promoting those things years earlier…reputation ruined!

Bottom line think outside the box learn to use numbers stop fighting each other and join forces for success!