Proper definitions
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
A banker
provided by
nature
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
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