Another miracle software!!!
To understand the scope of my success after this realisation, you really need to know a little of my back ground.
I used to be a road sweeper. Every day I would hire a broom and shovel and pay the local council for a licence to sweep the roads around my house. When I wasn't paying to be a road sweeper, I was buying as much guru gash as I could in the hope that, one day, I would have a complete set of “How to make money” by Roogoo Guru. I was so desperate to attain the full set that I maxed out all my credit cards. Yes, I was over €eversomany in debt and the situation was getting worse as I tried to buy even more guru gash.
When my wife found out how deep in debt we were, she threatened to leave me. I would have cheered but I remembered, just in time, that she held the lease on the paper bag we were living in. I promised that I would have matters sorted out before the week-end. Rather rash, that, since it was Friday afternoon.
That evening I got all my guru gash together and decided that I was going to make it all work. I slaved by the light of our last candle stub until, just before midnight, I realised where I had been going wrong. The bloody gurus had left a single, but vital, piece of information out of every gash item I had ever bought. Without this piece of information I had been doomed from the out-set.
As soon as I created a piece of software with the help of my Russian Mafia landlord and put it into action. I couldn't believe my eyes! Instantly I could see how this missing piece of information was going to make me revoltingly rich! My wife and I could move into the cardboard box that had just become vacant at the bottom of the hill.
I have some great screen captures of my PayPal account showing the money flooding in but I know you don't believe those any more. You would believe a live log in to my PayPal account but that lesson is not anywhere in my guru gash so I will do that when I have learned how to clone the PayPal page into....... (Oops – nearly gave the game away there, didn't I?)
Never mind. If you do not believe that I turned my financial situation around with this one piece of software, If you think this lacks credibility because it is not long or repetitive enough SOD OFF NOW!
For those of you still reading, just click on the link below to get this fantastic cash making software for only . . . Well, wait till you get to the check out – you'll be amazed!
Old Coot apologises for reducing this 49 hour video into 548 words but hopefully the message got across without the gratuitous repetitions and superfluous superlatives. Apologies, also, if the link was too condescending (that's guru speak for “didn't you get it?)