Nelson Mandela
NELSON MANDELA
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clip board and yelling,
'You Sign! You sign!'
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts
to yell louder,
'You Sign! You sign!'
Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts
the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake
pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
'You sign! You sign!'
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting:
'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams
the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a
knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting,
'You sign! You sign!'
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by
his shirt front and yells at him:
'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name!
Who do you want to give these to?'
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
(It's a beauty)
(Wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
'You not Nissan Main Deala?'
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clip board and yelling,
'You Sign! You sign!'
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts
to yell louder,
'You Sign! You sign!'
Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts
the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake
pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
'You sign! You sign!'
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting:
'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams
the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a
knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting,
'You sign! You sign!'
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by
his shirt front and yells at him:
'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name!
Who do you want to give these to?'
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
(It's a beauty)
(Wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
'You not Nissan Main Deala?'
All Categories
Home & Family
880
Book Reviews
42
Food & Drink
451
Society & News
1412
Others
673
Travel
850
Computers
352
Health & Medical
2882
Arts & Crafts
361
Education
431
Finance
423
Technology
635
Entertainment
223
Languages
28
Marketing
3279
Internet & eBusiness
3776
Affiliate Marketing
1551
Kids & Teens
20