What is Google Docs and how does it work?
Google Must Have Everything
You know Google wants to be the God of the Internet. They have their hands in anything and almost everything online. They dominate the searches. They control Adsense and Adwords. They are in the process of mapping the world. They have even gone into the Mobile Phone business.
Now they have set their sights on Disney. Right now it is Snow White. It seems Google has it's own version of The Seven Dwarfs. They have even stole the names right from the story.Google Dwarfs explained.
Let me explain the Google Dwarfs.
Google Sleepy
Ever do a search on Google and get no results? Well, Google Sleepy was on duty that day. He falls asleep half the time and just misses everything that is happening. Personally, I don't have a problem with this. I'm not paying his salary. However, I will sue if I ever need life saving info quickly and Google Sleepy is passed out at the switch!
Google Sneezy
Beware Google Sneezy. With all his sneezing he does no one any good. Where do you think computer viruses come from? Well, I don't know, but I know Sneezy spreads them. I really think Sneezy should be in a hospital until his sneezing is under control. I guess Google has terrible Health Insurance.
Google Dopey
Google Dopey is the guy that sends you all the search results that don't pertain to anything. Some say he has a sense of humor, but I think he is really dopey. His name isn't funny, is it?
Google Happy
This is the guy that runs Google. He is so happy with all the ways he is making money. His plan for online dominance is working fine. He will be the master of the cyber world. Everything will rely on his thumb up or down. I suggest you kiss his butt if you can find out exactly who he is.
Google Bashful
Google Bashful is the guy that started Google Buzz. You see, he is only bashful face to face. Behind the computer, he is a tiger. With Google buzz he has thousands of followers. Naturally, he couldn't point them out in real life because he is too bashful.
Google Grumpy
You want to know who deletes your info? Wonder about the guy who turns down your Adsense account? Google Grumpy is the guy. No one knows why he is grumpy. My guess is woman troubles. If you can't get to Google Happy's butt, try kissing Google Grumpy's. Good luck with that.
Google Doc
I saved him for last because he is the reason we are all here. Google Doc is the answer man. You call Google with a problem, Doc is the guy you are talking to. Even if it's a female voice it is still Doc. You'll just have to trust me on that.
With all the knowledge that Google Doc
has, I wish he would take some time to fix Google Sneezy's sneezes. I
guess they are related. Without the spreading of viruses, both Google
Doc and Google Sneezy might be out of a job.