Blond Moments, We all Have Them

I love blond jokes and I am very prone to blond moments but today was just the biggest blond moment I have had in a very long time!

I just had the ultimate stupid blond moment! Thought I would share...

It is about time for my husband to be home, so I thought I would fix him something chocolate so he will be in a good mood tonight. I am rushing around the kitchen, pulling things out I need for brownies, and I smell this awful smell. I am looking all over while trying to get the brownies mixed up and in the oven. Is it a rotten potato that is hiding? A dead mouse somewhere I can't see. Sniffing all over trying to find that odor.

Well, AFTER I light the oven, I notice a burner on, spewing propane. I must have bumped it on while I was rushing around. I thought about lighting a candle to cover the smell.

I bet the gas was spewing for a good half and hour! And I was sniffing it that long!  Now, I have a headache.

Come on, who can top me!!! I want to hear!!  

December 3, 2010

As I stated above, I love blond jokes! I had to share this one I just received from my friend Stacey Whitney!


January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. 

February 
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got  really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!' 

April 
Trapped on escalator for hours .... 
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! 

June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope. 

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.

September 
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? 

October
Hate M & M's....They are so hard to peel. 

November 
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days  ...
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! 

December

Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!



THE  BEST BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO  FAR

A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his  attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. 

She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house.   

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied,  'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)



'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT  MAIL!'