Grandma got run over......

Grandma got run over by a Compaq 
After going home on Christmas Eve
One click on Yahoo and she's still not back
Grandma's too far gone on internet leave

She had drank way to much egg nog
we begged for her not to buy
she forgot to take her medicine 
insisted that her internet would fly

When we found her christmas morning
at the scene of the attack 
the Compaq logo was on her forehead
and a note that she had been hacked

Grandma got run over by a Compaq
After going home on Christmas Eve
One click on Yahoo and she's still not back
Grandma's too far gone on internet leave

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
he found a way to get her back
he found a Premium Internet Security
with a Corporate Fully Managed Pack

It sure would not be Christmas without Grandma
but now it is all in tact
We are no longer scared of the Compaq
Because he chose Invisus Direct! ~ Jennifer Sasser