The Fruitcake-- Why Are You Doing This To Me? I Thought You Loved Me! LOL!
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?It occurs to me that THE FRUITCAKE,??which?seems to show up around the Holidays, is an actual Living Organism that has the unique ability to clone itself, and It?has been doing so since the Beginnings Of Time...
?Perhaps these?creatures fell to Earth during the Jurassic Period, some sixty five million years ago, colonised but?inadvertently (?)?wiped out the Dinosaurs and all other early species, in a successful attempt to escape the ALIEN Species ( From the movie of the same name), the only known creature with the dental hardware to actually EAT one of these things!
THE FRUITCAKE has been used to punish unloved family members in an "Oblique" manner, that is, until one of said family members actually drops one of these colorful blocks of lead on his/her foot... Ever notice how emergency room visits and insurance claims rise during the holidays? It gotta be THE FRUITCAKE, I'm tellin' ya!
?THE FRUITCAKE has the amazing ability to remain un-eaten even while sitting on the table in front of a?gang of "Wolf Pack Hungry" Football fans from Thanksgiving To Thanksgiving, Proving that It has some type of Invisible Force Field around it...
?THE FRUITCAKE also resists Erosion, Corrosion and apparently Fire... It will survive while your Holiday Dinner, that has been forgotten on the stove, goes up in flames...
?THE FRUITCAKE has not been known to eat any type of Earthly food, but I suspect that It drinks Rum and Brandy when no one is looking... It always smells of those liquors, and your own bottles always?seem to be empty.... Go figure! LOL! :)
?More Humour On Fruitcake and a Recipe-- I DO Love you, no matter how it turns out, just don't send me one-- The 2,010 other FRUITCAKES that I have stored in my house might get jealous and attack me! :)
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SIR FRANCIS DRAKE and The Discovery Of The FRUITCAKE!
http://www.mcn.org/2/oseeler/fruitcake.htm?
?A Giant FRUITCAKE Disguised as Ayer's Rock (Uluru):
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