How to write an Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin, You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts

They just  gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the  truth now I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy That you've got  dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that  we met

I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear

Now  shut up while the footy' s on And fetch another beer. ;o)

Author Unknown