Your ATM Machine
Hey there Friends,
It's your friendly ATM machine speaking.
I know, I know, you just saw me recently...
But I forgot to tell you something, when you were withdrawing your cash the other day.
(Yes, saying "would you like a receipt" at the end of our conversation just leaves something to be desired. But I can't help it. I'm programmed that way ;-)
- Anyway, here's the thing.
You could be drawing on significantly more money in the future...
But you have to learn how to do one thing first.
This is the magic button, Friends:
Press that, follow the instructions inside, and we could be seeing a lot more of each other...
AND I could be giving more to the relationship, too ;-)
Just sayin.'
All right, that's all for today.
Have a good one...
I'll be seein' ya.
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Fondly,
- your ATM
P.S.
I'm better at printing receipts than sending news - so, of course I had to ask for a bit of help with this one from Marius.
When you press that button, you will hear a story about the two of us that's actually a little embarrassing.
But it ends well ;-)
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