Do your really like giving?

@ Mike so who is the singer?
@ Van, bring it on, violence turns me on.

Personally i give a branch to any human that wants one! ;----)!

@Mike.....I am waiting patiently.

Yeah Van, let Stephan give you his autograph...LOL

@Stephan.......a wussy!!!!! Honey.....I will take ya over my knee and give ya spanking ya will never forget honey......and ya can put it in ya stories too cause it will be a spanking of note.......don't forget that wussy.....

Van don't be a wussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephan, I....I....you are insane!

@Stephan....Allllll my lips are sealed as I know how smart ya are with ya mouth and ya mind when it comes to erotica.....so Mrs Cobweb will take a back-seat and comment no further LOL

@ Mike, I hear a drier has some fantastic vibrations so that will mean she will not have to buy so many Batteries.

OMG! To bad there isn't a all in machine for that...LOL

@Stephan - Pardon the pun HUH....LOL.......Well let us just say this and no more, going forward my new nickname is MRS COBWEB ......lmao

@ Van. Are ya spilling the dirty laundry here.......................ROFLMAO

LOL Mike,,,,,well i had the 1st 3 things all automatically done for me ROFL....washing by machine,,,ironing by tumble-drier....fucking by batters...etc.......etc..ROFL MIKE,,,,,@STEPHAN...........HELP

Van, did you have a good washing...a good ironing...etc?

Van, you are killing me! LOL

@ Van, play nice. Mike is a decent young man.

@Mike.........LOL....Oh Heck.....Oh Shit....I put my foot straight into that one...LOL...it is just a phrase...LOL...washing ironing fucking etc.....LOL...

Van, I get washing and ironing but what is the F....etc...

@Mike.....Hello Young Man....

Stephan, I may have a singer who needs a writer...