Say No to Male Organ Chafing: What to Use When the Creme Runs Out
It’s sorta like toilet paper. Creme is, that is. Because while the
bottle is still full, or the roll is still plentiful, there are no worries.
Everything is fine. But as the depletion begins, the brain starts to pop in.
“Hey, buddy – remember to pick some creme up.” Then, of course, none is picked
up. Fast-forward to the moment of need and then, boom, what to do? Without it,
a man can count on male organ chafing. Hmmm…is that a risk worth taking?
A pins-and-needles sensation. Redness. Rash. A fiery intensity so
fierce air passing by is painful.
Nope, a chafed member is not worth any risk. But what is a guy to
use when he runs out of creme? Here’s a few things people recommend with
varying levels of safety and success.
Anti Male Organ Chafing Creme
Alternative #1: Aloe Vera
The unlikely champion, but out of all of the alternatives, probably
the best one out there. It’s slippery, soothing, and often safe for sensitive
skin (say that fast five times). However, it must be 100 percent pure aloe
vera. It’s also scentless, safe for latex latex barriers, and has been shown to
prevent yeast infections.
Downside:
Very little downside to this alternative. Just be sure to do a patch test first
before slathering it on the naughty bits because a small population of people
can be irritated by it. Also, if it’s not 100 percent aloe, it can irritate lady
bits.
Overall: Best
household option around.
Tips:
Keep some on-hand for burns and ballin.
Anti Male Organ Chafing Creme
Alternative #2: Olive Oil
It may be one of the first things a man thinks to reach for to
protect himself from the burn of a chafed member. Good on a pizza and decent on
a member. It can be used for both traditional and other relations, as well as
solo-pleasure.
Downside: It
breaks down latex barriers. It is also thick and doesn’t dissolve easily onto
the skin, which can trap bacteria and cause infection in intimate places. Olive
oil can also stain sheets.
Overall: Works
in a pinch, but only once or twice, and never in situations where a latex
barrier needs to be present.
Tips:
Take a good, thorough shower after using olive oil. Clean everywhere that oil
has been.
Anti Male Organ Chafing Creme
Alternative #3: Vitamin E Oil
Vitamin E is a great skin moisturizer and it can be found in many
a medicine cabinet. It has a formidable slide-factor and is pretty member safe.
Downside: It
too breaks down latex barriers. It can also be an irritant to a female
partner’s secret garden.
Overall: There
are worse things to use, but only use this in a pinch.
Tips: Do
a patch test first to ensure there aren’t any allergens or skin irritations.
Anti Male Organ Chafing Creme
Alternative #4: Coconut Oil
What can’t coconut oil be used for? This omnipresent oil is also a
creme possibility, but remember, it’s still an oil! It is usually lighter and
has more slick-appeal than other oils and sinks into the skin faster.
Downside: It
breaks down latex barriers (sound like a broken record, yet?). It can also
disrupt female pH, increasing yeast infection risk for female partners.
Overall: Probably
the best oil to use if oil is the only option.
Tips:
This has become a popular alternative for those in sensual relationships who
enjoy other relations without latex barriers.
Anti Male Organ Chafing Creme
Alternative #5: Water and Cornstarch
Yes, it sounds hella-weird and it takes a little prep time.
However, this DIY creme sports a silky, smooth texture and is naturally
hypoallergenic. It also won’t eat away at latex latex barriers.
Downside:
Making this concoction takes about 20 minutes. It can get lumpy if it gets too
chilly and it requires a fair amount of stirring and who has time for that in
the heat of the moment?
Overall: This
is one of the better, safer options out there. It can even be made ahead and
stored for later use.
Tips:
Add some apron-wearing role play to add foreplay and excitement to something
that can be a little ho-hum.
No matter what creme alternative is used, be sure to clean and
rinse the member thoroughly after use. Men should also use a
specially formulated member health creme (health professionals
recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which
has been clinically proven safe and mild for skin) to keep skin soft,
silky, and protected from irritants. While experimenting with creme
alternatives is an option when waiting for that Amazon package to come,
moisturizing and rejuvenating the member should be an everyday priority that
includes a quality member health creme.
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