Post-Intimacy Male Organ Care: Dos and Don’ts for a Healthy Member
Sure, it’s not generally part of the last rom-com you saw, but
post-intimacy washing up is an essential part of having relations. There are a
lot of misnomers out there, bad advice, and straight-up dangerous advice.
However, there are certain post-relations male organ care items a man should
attend to in order to maintain a healthy member that are easy and practical to
do and take only a few short minutes. Let’s drill down on what a man should do
once he does the nasty.
Post-Intimacy Male Organ Care: The “Why”
While some men would understand that it just makes sense, some
other men will wonder why a post-intimacy cleanup on Aisle Wang needs to
happen. Let’s break it down. The member has two kinds of skin: mucosal skin and
keratinized skin. Keratinized skin has a hard protective layer. Mucosal skin,
on the other hand, does not. Think M&M’s – hard candy coating and a softer
center. The mucosal skin produces specific acidic secretions to protect the
member (and the body) against infection. Some of these protectors can
ironically irritate the delicate male organ skin, so a man needs to clean up
immediately after.
Next up, oral relations. Oral relations, at least good head, involves
an ample amount of saliva to make the magic happen. Saliva, if third-grade
health class is to be believed, contains enzymes that break down food. These
same enzymes just lived on the member for the last one to thirty minutes. Now,
they won’t “eat it” away, but they can irritate it and make things
uncomfortable.
Okay, now the biggie: fastidious relations. Poop has tons of
irritants and bacteria in it. After all, it is waste material. Clean up needs
to be even more thorough after this type of relations because of the many
possible dangers that lay within.
Post-Intimacy Male Organ Care: Don’t Do
This
Here’s a list of things a man should not do after relations to
have a safe, healthy member:
- Do not roll over and go right to sleep.
- Do not just pull the protection off and roll over and go right
to sleep.
- Do not just wipe off the privates with a towel or nearby piece
of clothing.
- Do not just wipe the area down with a baby wipe or antibacterial
towelette.
- Do not soak the member in any foreign agent like peroxide,
rubbing alcohol, household cleaners, or other non-member products. (This will
also NOT protect against partner-transmitted infections.)
- Do not just put lotion on over the area.
Post-Intimacy Male Organ Care: Do This
Instead
Here are all the doctor-approved things a man needs to complete
for adequate post-intimacy male organ care:
- First, urinate. This helps evacuate any bacteria or fluids that
may have made it into the urethra.
- Next, step into the shower and set the water temperature to warm.
If a man doesn’t want to jump in the shower, follow the same directions for the
sink.
- Using a gentle cleanser, softly wash the member. Be sure to
include the entire reproductive area and get in all the folds and wrinkles. For
an uncut man, carefully retract the prepuce and clean the area thoroughly.
- Rinse completely.
- Air dry or pat gently with a clean, soft towel.
- Complete the process by applying a specially formulated
male organ health creme (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which has been clinically proven safe and mild for skin) to protect and strengthen the member. Look for crèmes that
contain numerous vitamins and essential amino acids promoting elasticity and
sensitivity and protecting against infection-causing bacteria.
After all is said and done, head back to bed for a snuggle and see
if Round Two is in the cards now that the area is fresh and inviting for
visitors again.
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