The value of a Drink

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The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
   I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
   about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
   and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
   of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
   ~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
   happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
   wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
   going to feel all day. "
   Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
   tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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   "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
   ~ Henny Youngman
   WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
   ~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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   "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
   When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
   get drunk and go to heaven!"
   ~ Brian O'Rourke
   WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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   "Without question, the greatest invention in the
   history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
   with pizza."
   ~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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To some, it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
   ~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
   the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
   when you are not.

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