The Repairman
Dear Friends,
This is a note from your friendly local (well in this galaxy anyway...) The Repairman.
I work for a cosmic company that repairs things that no one else can repair.
In this case, there's been a problem detected with the flow of money from space to your bank account.
This problem has been traced to a single mechanism, that, fortunately, is very easy (and inexpensive) to repair.
And, I think I can do it in about 20 minutes.
Yup. I see the issue right here.
It's a fairly common one. No problem.
However, you do need to click on the dial below if you would like me to fix it for you today:
As I said, this is a problem that occurs fairly often with money-flow-blockages (especially there on planet Earth) which means...
I have a LOT of appointments scheduled already today :-)
So, if you want me to get in there and fix your broken "money mechanism" today...
I suggest you grab this chance while you still can.
Alrighty then...
I'm off.
Have a good one ;-)
Fully Licensed for work within the Solar System
(and beyond).
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P.S. Our booking agent for Earth, Marius, helped make this connection for you today.